Why is this so funny to me?

Maddi ”You could never have sex with him first of all that’s like incest you’ve known him for so long”

Me ”Uhh what the fuck would i look like even having sex with him”

Maddi ”OMG! And he’d probably get boogers everywhere”

Me “What? How?”

Maddi “WELL I DON’T KNOW IT’S HIM!”

Life Lessons Rule 5: It’s better to have it in you than on you.

I can’t believe he asked me if i was 5 ft tall… OBVIOUSLY i’m 5’1”.

Oh my god

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